Every friendship comes with fine print, and most of us signed without reading ours. In theory you would answer a 3am call without hesitation, but theory has never been woken up by a ringtone on a work night, and theory has never helped anyone carry a couch.
These seven scenarios test the whole loyalty obstacle course: secrets, airport runs, moving day, absent-friend defense. See where you land, from cheerful fair-weather company to full ride-or-die. No tier is a crime — the results may simply explain a few of your group chats.
1/7
A friend texts 'can you talk?' at 3am. What actually happens?
2/7
Someone hands you a juicy secret about your best friend. You…
3/7
Your friend is moving apartments on the one sunny Saturday this month.
4/7
Somebody trash-talks your friend at a party while they're absent. Your move?
5/7
Would you do a 5am airport drop-off?
6/7
How closely do you track the small stuff in your friends' lives?
7/7
A friend going through something cancels plans three times in a row.
