Chandeliers, champagne, a thousand cameras, and one open question: what exactly would you be doing in that ballroom? I have worked enough of these glittering crime scenes to know the cast never changes. There is always a host holding the night together, a winner being suspiciously gracious, a face in row three becoming tomorrow's reaction image, and one operator quietly planning the real party.
My job tonight is simple: figure out which of those four you are. Seven questions, answered honestly, and I will pin the role on you like a boutonniere. The carpet is red. Start walking.
1/7
The limo pulls up to the carpet. What is running through your head?
2/7
A reporter shoves a microphone at you and asks who you are wearing. You say…
3/7
Midway through the ceremony, there is a technical disaster on stage. Your instinct?
4/7
Your table at the gala — what is happening over there?
5/7
Honest answer — how do you feel about being on camera?
6/7
The envelope tears open and a name rings out. It is not yours. What do we see?
7/7
Sun's coming up. What did the night actually cost you?
