Folks, we have movement on the field. You've been replaying one specific person's messages, and the booth needs a ruling: is this a developing crush, or is your brain just enjoying some pleasant static? The distinction matters more than the scoreboard admits, and tonight we settle it.
Hold that specific person in mind while you answer — no substitutions at halftime. Seven honest calls from you, then the officials hand down a tier, a title, and a caption you should absolutely never send them. Play begins now.
1/7
Their name lands on your phone screen. Give us the instant replay.
2/7
How much of your average week contains this person, statistically?
3/7
A friend announces you two would make a great couple. React.
4/7
They mention someone attractive from their gym. Internal weather report?
5/7
Which existing plan would you cancel to see them?
6/7
What happens to your posture when they walk into the room?
7/7
Last call: picture them dating someone new next month. Verdict?
