Every pizza order is a short autobiography written in cheese. The crust you defend, the topping you refuse to apologize for, the way you behave when the box opens in mixed company — all of it testifies, and none of it lies.
Seven questions follow, covering sauce philosophy, slice-sharing law, and the eternal pineapple tribunal. Respond as the person you are at the counter on an ordinary Tuesday, not the person you pretend to be around food snobs, and the verdict will name your true pizza self.
1/7
The crust question, settled once and for all:
2/7
Pineapple on pizza. Your official ruling?
3/7
A new pizza place opens nearby. Your first order is…
4/7
The box opens at a party. Describe your sharing etiquette.
5/7
Dipping sauces on the side: necessary or heresy?
6/7
Cold leftovers the next morning. State your policy.
