Lights, cameras, and a slow dramatic zoom on your face: somewhere in television's great machine sits a format you would absolutely dominate. A kitchen gauntlet, a deserted island, a talent stage, a mansion full of scheming housemates — one of these arenas has your name on the trophy already.
Seven questions stand between the contestants and the champion. Answer like the crew is filming, because narratively speaking, they are. At the end you receive your winning show, your victory arc, and a share caption suitable for the season finale.
1/7
A camera crew materializes in your kitchen. First move?
2/7
Pick the compliment you'd most like to overhear.
3/7
An alliance forms without you. Your counter-move?
4/7
Your dream Saturday, no cameras required?
5/7
Disaster: the challenge rules change at the last second. React.
